Far too mainstream

danisnotonfire:

okay so without going on too much
i’ve decided to make a playlist of country music to compliment my current infatuation with southern america (about the good old days and sunsets and hills) but i have like 6.

help me americans!

I’m a southern American! Like, deep south. And I despise country. Doubt that helps you at all, Dan.

Why did I cake my face with mascara oh god why?

Why did I cake my face with mascara oh god why?

Boredom with resources

Boredom with resources

Last time I skyped with Boyfriend, my three year old brother was there

now every time he sees my lock screen in my iPod (which is Boyfriend) he says,”Michael? Is Michael? Where Michael? Talk to Michael? MICHAEEEEL! MIIIICHAEEEEL!”

it’s honestly one of the cutest things

A bored juggalette with mascara and a bobby pin.

A bored juggalette with mascara and a bobby pin.

vondell-swain:

holypeaches:

i think i’ve seen things before about like flavoured condoms and how they make blow jobs nice but…do people give blow jobs… with the condom….on……

does it just leave like a residual aftertaste or something 

for a good couple years of my life I honestly thought that flavored condoms existed because girls could taste with their vaginas

I am 100% serious

That would pretty much be awful

like the worst thing ever

oh god

that also makes me genuinely wonder what flavoured condoms are for

keroscenic:

This bill, passed late last night in a 93-7 vote, declares the entire USA to be a ”battleground” upon which U.S. military forces can operate with impunity, overriding Posse Comitatus and granting the military the unchecked power to arrest, detain, interrogate and even assassinate U.S. citizens with impunity.

Even WIRED magazine was outraged at this bill, reporting:

Senate Wants the Military to Lock You Up Without Trial
…the detention mandate to use indefinite military detention in terrorism cases isn’t limited to foreigners. It’s confusing, because two different sections of the bill seem to contradict each other, but in the judgment of the University of Texas’ Robert Chesney — a nonpartisan authority on military detention — “U.S. citizens are included in the grant of detention authority.” Source

The passage of this law is nothing less than an outright declaration of WAR against the American People by the military-connected power elite. If this is signed into law, it will shred the remaining tenants of the Bill of Rights and unleash upon America a total military dictatorship, complete with secret arrests, secret prisons, unlawful interrogations, indefinite detainment without ever being charged with a crime, the torture of Americans and even the ”legitimate assassination” of U.S. citizens on right here on American soil!

If you have not yet woken up to the reality of the police state we’ve been warning you about, I hope you realize we are fast running out of time. Once this becomes law, you have no rights whatsoever in America — no due process, no First Amendment speech rights, no right to remain silent, nothing.

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By the way, here’s a cover I did of “Genetics” by Tom Milsom.

This movie.

This movie.